*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

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no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

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what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

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"You had this expression on your face, like you weren’t quite sure you were supposed to be on Earth."

Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via larmoyante)

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